What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.