What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.