What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.