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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.