Tenant Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!