Tenant Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.