Tenant Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.