Tenant Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

Sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there?

Amanda Tory

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

Prawn crackers.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.