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Tenant Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.