How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

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How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.