When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.