When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope