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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Where did they go?

Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!