When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer