When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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The lid said, "Twist to open."

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To give the ants a chance.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

How can that help in this job?

You do the math

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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope