When two ants want to run away and get ...

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?