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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA