What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.