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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.