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Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

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Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.