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Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

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Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.