What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.