What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.