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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth