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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth