Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!