Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.