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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'