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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!