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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French soul singer?

Beret White

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.