Because it's a loaded question!
They were fried in ancient grease!
In grease
Bobbing for French fries.
Help me! I've been a-salted!
They both die if you chop them
A cowch potato!
Ronald MacAardvark!
Because it was a(salt)ted.
They were cooked in Greece
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
A mis-steak.
He was following the Tsar.
They always fall back on old habits.
It raises their shellfish steam.
A pan. Duh!
No Biggie.
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
French Toast.
Kilometrey Cyrus.
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
Cross country.
Bacon and scrambled leggs.
Because he isn't real.
In Greece.
Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.
