French Fry Jokes

Because it's a loaded question!

They were fried in ancient grease!

Bobbing for French fries.

Help me! I've been a-salted!

They both die if you chop them

A cowch potato!

Ronald MacAardvark!

Because it was a(salt)ted.

They were cooked in Greece

A cowch potato!

Sleep on the sofa.

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

Nobody knows.

BOO! Langerieeee!

A French press

About 1400 dollars

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Paula Ab-doula

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

A milk shake!

You don't want beef with me

Patty O'furniture.

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

French Fry Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Where were the first French fries made?

How did the blonde burn her nose?

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

What do French fries and friends have in common?

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Why did the French fry call the police?

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

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