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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!