What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece