Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them