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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease