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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

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Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.