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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

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What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!