Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!