Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

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Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!