What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.