What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.