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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)