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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)