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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.