How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.