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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.