What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'