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What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.