They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
They know people will blow them.
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.
When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.
Women have been around for 100,000 years
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Because the trombone is a sax offender.
It's all in the grip.