The punchline.
Wars end.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
The punchline
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Liver alone, cheese mine!
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."