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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.