What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.