A short woman trying like hell.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Hell bad people
I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
Wraps
Can't they just get taller women