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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women