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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What does a cat say when he likes something?

It's purrrfect.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.