Because it was raining cats and dogs.
After the last dog they just ate.
Faux paw.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
They never stop lighting up.
If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
They throw silverware down the stairs.
Secret Asians.
Patty O'Furniture.
They both want to make it rain.
