Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor