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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.