What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Previous Random Joke Next
Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

Club Sandwich Jokes More Club Sandwich Jokes

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...