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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

Club Sandwich Jokes More Club Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich