Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!