Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!