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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

How did the man see her?

It was a bright sunny day.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat