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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)