Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers