A club sandwich.
A clubbed sandwich
The club sandwich.
Bacon! Get it?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
This club can't even handle me right now
Join the club.
When the sandwich drops I'm sad.
Subwhey.
They're bread inside.
Because they always turn out in-bread.
Cuz she couldn't find the door handle
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Got ham
A club sandwich with extra beets.
When it's been sliced.
Because he's shellfish!