Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Deli Jokes More Deli Jokes

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.