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Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Deli Jokes More Deli Jokes

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!