Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

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What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.