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Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

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What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Deli Jokes More Deli Jokes

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich?

A Plebeian J

Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.