What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.