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Weirdo Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Love

Love

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

How do crazy people get through the forrest?

They take the psycho path.

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!