Weirdo Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.