Weirdo Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

What's the craziest type of bread?

Banana Nut Bread!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a young calf?

A new moo!

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!