Weirdo Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Jeep Jokes More Jeep Jokes

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

How did the crazy man get across the forrest?

He took the psycho path. ()

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.