How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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Why we going into the woods?

Let me out

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

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How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)