How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)