Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.