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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!