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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.