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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!