Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.