Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!