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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.