Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.