Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx