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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.