Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on
Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
She goes down on you and you owe her one
Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose
Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.
