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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What do miss Frizzle and the Catholic Church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs?

Rebbit.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.