Miss Piggy Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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They both like to pork.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

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How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

68 Jokes More 68 Jokes

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.