What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!