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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.