What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Who's there! Bridget! Bridget who?

Bridget the end of the world!

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating