What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.