What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.