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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.