What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

Call B52

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.