What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim