What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

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What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.