What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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Start out with a large fortune.

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What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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They're both summary!

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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All P

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.