What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What did the momma corn say to baby corn?

Where is popcorn

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.