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Orn Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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P Jokes More P Jokes

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Firetruck Jokes More Firetruck Jokes

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!