What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn?

Where is Popcorn

What did baby corn say to mumma corn?

Where's popcorn