What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el