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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car

Orn Jokes More Orn Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn