What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

What did baby corn say to mumma corn?

Where's popcorn