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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!