What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What can I get you Mr. President?

P

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernels

What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Where's popcorn?