What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car

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What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?

A. FireWeb.... of course!

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!