What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What starts with r and ends with d?

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car

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What did the momma corn say to baby corn?

Where is popcorn

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.