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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin