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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

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Because time was always running out.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.