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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Because there's no Stalin.

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They were Stalin

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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It had new windows Putin