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Kremlin Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Wwii Jokes More Wwii Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.