Kremlin Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Wwii Jokes More Wwii Jokes

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.