Kremlin Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

Wwii Jokes More Wwii Jokes

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!