Kremlin Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Wwii Jokes More Wwii Jokes

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.