Kremlin Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Wwii Jokes More Wwii Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear