Wwii Jokes

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Caitlyn Jenner Jokes More Caitlyn Jenner Jokes

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about?

Dramameme.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.