Wwii Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

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Because it's unmanned

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Wwi Jokes More Wwi Jokes

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

Bulge Jokes More Bulge Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.