Wwii Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

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OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

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What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Kremlin Jokes More Kremlin Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.

What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo