Wwii Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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What's senior year without a little slacking?

Me: "Junior year."

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Wwi Jokes More Wwi Jokes

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Kremlin Jokes More Kremlin Jokes

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut