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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.