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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.