How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.