How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.