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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

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What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!