How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs