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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs