How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.