How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.