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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

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Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!