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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!