Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why is Chapstick so popular?

Cause it's the balm baby!

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!