Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

Skim Milk Jokes More Skim Milk Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.