Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Skim Milk Jokes More Skim Milk Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.