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Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Paddle Jokes More Paddle Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can