Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

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Freedom.

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.