Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water.... My most sincere apologies.

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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

Skim Milk Jokes More Skim Milk Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.