Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.