By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
The mourning
You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Because their entire species is extinct.
You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
Viola.
