Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.