Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.