Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!