Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there! B-2! B-2 who?

B-2 school on time!

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.