Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...