Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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What's a cats favorite thing to read?

A CATalog

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.