Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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How do you get to the front page of reddit?

Lack of originality

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.