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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.