Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.