Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
Student: "Alive".
I'm game.
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
Bridget the end of the world!
Because he was so full of himself.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
He suffered an elegiac reaction.
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
Lack of originality
To get to the front page
