Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

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Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.