Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.