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Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.