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Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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Why does it end with twenty?

He thinks to himself.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.