Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.