Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Previous Random Joke Next

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

70 Jokes More 70 Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Blonde Count Jokes More Blonde Count Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is