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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey