What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt