What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

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What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.