What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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They branch out

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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He turns off the PlayStation.

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Because he is an x-boxer

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To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.