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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.