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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.