What did the egg say when it got turned up?

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.