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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner