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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.