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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.