Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

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360 Degree Jokes More 360 Degree Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

Om Jokes More Om Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.