Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.