Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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Omelette

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Wham, bam, thank you fam

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Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!