Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

What will you be having to drink?

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Omelette Jokes More Omelette Jokes

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

360 Degree Jokes More 360 Degree Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.