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360 Degree Jokes

Why is Anderson Cooper's show called 360 degrees?

Cause he's not straight

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Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

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Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Playstation Jokes More Playstation Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt