What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life