What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!