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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!