What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up