What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.