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What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!