Omelette Jokes

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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I haven't a clous.

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They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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Tumblr.

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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.