Omelette Jokes

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

Un Oeuf Jokes More Un Oeuf Jokes

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.