Omelette Jokes

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.