Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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How do you get info from a French dude?

You est-ce que question

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes