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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid

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What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.