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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo