What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.