What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.