What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.