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Chicken Egg Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

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