Literally dozens.
A chicken egg.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Because 7 ate 9.
Because he ate his carrion.
An eggroll!
You push it.
Time bombs.
A lunatic.
He gets pale as a sheet.
A sheet in the dark!
Decalfinated
I cry when I chop an onion.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Slow down and use some lubricant.
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
