Chicken Egg Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Eggroll Jokes More Eggroll Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.